Maybe you edit your history, so that the stories you tell yourself become...– Jodi Picoult, Keeping Faith
Laughing my little heart out →
Marie: Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies, they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert: That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank: That, and the two of you were almost the same height... We were getting looks!